There once was a witch of Willoughby Wood,
And a weird wild witch was she;
With her hair that was snarled,
And hands that were gnarled,
And a rickety, kickety knee.
She could jump they say
To the moon and back,
But this I never did see.
- Unknown
A Californian doctor has set the record of eating 17 bananas in two minutes.
Poetry is the art of substantiating shadows.
~Edmund Burke